Ive been looking or new stuff to post. I saw this Round Robin thing but I'm not sure on that yet. Then I accidentally landed here and found this:
I already know what I'm going to post. A little back ground for you all first. When I was working as a home health care provider they would take naps and I hated to make noise so I would text hubby and ask him to entertain me (I know I was taking a HUGE risk lol) so he started to write me what he called poems. So please if you need to go potty go now or I'm not responsible for wet chairs!
1. Roses are red, You are a sinner. I sure am hungry, what's for dinner?
2. Roses are red, I have bad cramps. Two helpings of beans and they weren't Van Camps.
3. Roses are red, I went to the john. Two magazines later and my cramps are gone.
4. Roses are red, its a beautiful day. It would only be better if I were headed your way. (aw how sweet)
Ok this one was a hint on a gift he got me for Christmas.
Rose are red, dirty clothes are in the hamper. There is food in the fridge of your new camper.
Can you guess what I got lol
This is just a sample of what he sent me, the rest are in the bedroom hidden and he is sleeping so they will have to wait.
And finally one of his bad jokes!
Did you hear about the farmers eulogy given by a cow?
It was mooooooving!
Remember ladies he's free if you're willing to deal with him lol
4/20/2008
Make me laugh Monday
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Awwww how sweet. At least he attempts to be romantic, even if is it slightly twisted humor.
Did you hear that they "edited" the opening scene with the Wizard on DC last week. Sheesh, and people are surprised? lol. Does it really matter when they take a rogue wave? Cant' wait for tomorrow nights epi.
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sounds like he has my husbands sense of humor - sorta twisted but kinda funny
Oh my goodness. He sounds like my husband. They make you laugh and you gotta love them.
no thanks - i've got one of my own with a twisted SOH! pretty sweet of him, really.
awww how cute!my hubby sends "steamy" texts. Guess thats why we have nine children now!LOL
Cute post.
LOL made me laugh!!!
Also sounds like my other half!
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that man is GIFTED! thanks for sharing!
funny guy!
Dh has a good sense of humor.
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